To Our Thousands of Readers

I know all of you must be completely distraught by now, but you must tell your self's to remain calm. Because in actuality we have no readers and I fear that my cohort who helped create this masterful piece of blog-etry has already given up on it. Like the great hero Achilles, this blog was destined to be stricken down in its prime, slain by a girlie Orlando Bloom. Who knows when the next post will be?!?

~ Aldana