я вернулся

Договорились. I shall add posts to here when I am able to, I'm at work right now, I returned from Rzhev this morning at 915am, ran from the train station to my classes, then to work. It was simply awesome. Cept for some of the drama that happened. I post pics soon. I cant really be here while i'm at work, and this is the only place i really have access to the net. i think i can go to my friend's workplace and use the net there without any restrictions, which means i'll be watching lots of you know what when i go there *hint hint wink wink*.

I now have a guitar, because my awesome friend in Rzhev gave me one of his guitars. its pretty crappy and it only has 12 easily reachable frets which means i cant play my favorite song by red hot chili peppers anymore. But nonetheless its awesome to have a guitar and i have access to a piano at my girlfriend's place. Cept my girlfriend's roommate's she-devil mom is currently staying there as well, for an unknown amount of time. So, I havent been able to go there for the past 10 days or so cause i know the mother will poison my soul or something voodoo-like.

Right now I have no access to my money because i lost my friggin debit card and i havent found anywhere that i can use my credit cards at yet. So, i'm flat broke. Which reminds me, i lost my debit card cause i'm friggin stupid and left it in the atm machine at the train station, but my american friend here is retarded because he lost his debit card too, but because he got really drunk over the weekend and gave a piggyback ride to a homeless guy without legs and the homeless guy apparently stole the american's wallet when the american was putting the homeless guy down. So, if the american ever sees that guy again hes going to take his lil wagon and throw it in the river so that he can't move anywhere ever again. However, that american was smart enough to bring 2 debit cards and keep them in seperate places. So point is, if you travel abroad you too should bring 2 debit cards with you. However, if you want to lose weight, just bring one and lose it, so you are forced to starve. I've apparently gotten skinnier, and therefore prettier. Mama would be proud and no longer ashamed.

I'm goingto join a gym here, they are ridiculously expensive. For 6 months at one gym it was over 800 dollars, but it was really nice and had a pool. At another it was over 600 dollars, and it had no pool. Then finally we found one thats just 300 bucks and it only has the strength training equipment, but its where all the crazy buff hardcore russians go. Its like an arnold scwarzenagger clone factory. I'm afraid to speak english there at all, or to even speak at all since my russian capabilities suck and give away my nationality immediately. Oh which reminds me, but i'll tell about it later, i was on a russian military base, holy hell was that scary. I was hesitant to say or do anything as to not spark off the next cold war. Okay I must get some work done now, and by work i mean stare blankly at everyone giving me orders in russian until they get irritated and leave.

Edit: I just read Aldana's last post and his reference to me in liking Jem. F you aldana, F you in the A