Saturday, December 30, 2006

These shoes are 300 dollars...lets get em

This video came out back in the summer, and was apparently extremely popular as it has 7 million views on youtube...but I've never seen it till recently, which is strange considering this video is pretty wierd, and my friend justin was the one to show it to me. The only things hes shown me before on the net were things that could make a man voluntarily implode their eyeballs by sheer mental power thats fueled by a raging desire to unsee what was just seen.

If you wanted to turn a man into the most depraved and retarded psychopathic serial killer, you would just need to put that person through a clockwork orange type mind conditioning program that comprised of the crap justin finds on the internet. Its horrible, horrible stuff. Its best to keep him away from your comp at all times, as well as to keep a minimum distance of 5 ft. away from his comp as well. Unless of course you have desires of having your perceptual mind suffer irreparable damage.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

One more music video

So I'm starting to like this Tom Snare guy...even though he's from France. His beats are pretty sweet and the videos aren't too bad either.





~Aldana

Monday, December 25, 2006

Lyrical Madness`



I generally don't pay attention to the lyrics of most songs I listen to, unless they are very easily audible. Which is sad, as knowing the lyrics to a song, or at least what the song is about, can make the song itself infinitely better, as it can become a more personal or meaningful song. So this will be a new section to post lyrics we like a lot. I shall start with a couple. Also, we will put our most favorite lyrics in each song in a different color...lets go with...ooooo how about red. (btw, I tried to find a pic of the bard from Monty Python and the Holy Grail for the above pic, but I couldn't so I settled with the Peter Pan guy from Florida.)

Tv on the Radio - Dreams

All your dreams are over now
And all your wings have fallen down
Oh all your dreams are over now
And all your wings have fallen down
She's just like you
So why keep doing what you do
Why cut a friend
Why cruise that mean lean to an end
You could have heel toed
To another place
You could have peeled slow
To a better face

But your heart can't grieve
For your little dreams
Oh no your heart can't grieve
Not for your little dreams

All your dreams are over now
And all your wings have fallen down
All your dreams are over now
And all your wings have fallen down

Broke trust in two
Now no one's looking out for you
Why keep it cruel
Why waste so much to play the fool

And maybe I'm the fool but I think we'd find
That we could all be so so kind
If you'd just leave your tread mill powertrip behind
Oh leave your treadmill powertrip behind
And maybe it's best that you're so so blind
It's best that your so so blind
Because your heart can't grieve

I know your heart can't grieve
What your eyes won't see

But you were my favorite moment

Of our dead century


But all your dreams are over now
And all your wings have fallen down
Oh all your dreams are over now
And all your wings have fallen down

Oh warfarin' terrapin
Unconfined undesigned
Undersigned bantering
Bartering bellowing
Barracking blundering
Pillaging plundering
Living and lavishing
Hammerings harrowing
Flourishing flattening
Levelling reveling
Wrecking and ravaging
Savoring savaging

Oh warfarrin terrapin
Unconfined undesigned
You've got me worried and wondering

Muse - Hoodoo

Come into my life
Regress into a dream
We will hide
Build a new reality
Draw another picture
Of the life you could have had
Follow your instincts
And choose the other path

You should never be afraid
You're protected from trouble and pain
Why, why is this a crisis in your eyes again

Taught to be
How did it come to be
Tied to a railroad
You'll have to set us free
Watch our souls fade away
Let our bodies crumble away
Don't be afraid

I will take the cold for you

And I've had recurring nightmares That I was loved for who I am And missed the opportunity To be a better man



One more "mystery" song, as the following song is probably the greatest song ever. If you don't know the song by the few lyrics I write here, then I do not want to know you. My favorite lyric isn't written, but if you know this song, you can pretty much guess what my favorite lyric is. Its also my favorite and most effective pick up line at the bars. The picture should give a hint as well.

????? - ?????

help me I broke apart my insides
help me I’ve got no soul to sell
help me the only thing that works for me
help me get away from myself








Even more vidz of music


The Black Keys - Your Touch

I think the song is alright, but the video, I love. This band has an awesome hard blues song called "When the lights go out". So awesome it is.


Lionel Ritchie - Hello

Wow, I never knew Lionel Ritchie was such a lowly and creepy stalker. Who stalks a blind woman? I guess as far as lowly and creepy stalkers go, its an ingenious thing to do, as you'd never have to worry about her seeing you stalking her. You could stalk her forever, and she'd never know unless your a complete moron who trips and knocks over a lamp in her house, causing her to be startled and ask "whos there!?" to which you'd reply "Lionel Ritch-...i mean, the UPS guy...delivering you your christmas gift, thats in this box."

Sunday, December 24, 2006

More Videos

For some reason my computer would not allow me to add anything to that last post, so that is why this is a new post.



This one is a 90s classic:





Another 90's classic, now with 100% more gay cowboys:










This last one is just for Potter:

Music Vidz

Some random music videos, by random people, all from dailymotion:








Friday, December 22, 2006

Cual es la fecha de hoy?

So this is a post merely to ask ChristyBu what her blog is, since potter is retarded and can't tell me what it is. So, what is your blog ChristyBu? I would like to comment on it every now and again.

Beware the Milky Pirate



~Aldana (Potter knew of it first, I'm just posting its greatness)

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Baked Goods Utopia - Chocolate Genoise Cake

Mmmmm oh man...oh man...oh man...just looking at that picture makes me feel like I'm running through candyland, in the heavenly cakes district, just south of the oreo milkshake cascades. That cake is the Chocolate Genoise Cake, and I made it. That is a picture I took, the only thing that didn't turn out the way it was supposed to was the chocolate mousse, which as you can see, is a bit runny. Nonetheless it was delicious. You soak the bottom half of the cake(can't see it due to the mousse oozing over it like delicious lava seeping out of a chocolate volcano) in an orange sauce, which essentially is just orange juice. It works out great, makes it taste like one of those chocolate oranges, the only fruit I eat. This cake was made from scratch, here is the recipe. I'll warn you in advance, it is quite complicated and the cake can be ruined if you don't know what your doing. If you compare my cake to the one in the recipe site, you'll see mine is much flatter and the mousse is runny. But my lessons were learned, and my next sponge cake will be better than taking ecstasy before running down a hallway full of rotating pillars made of feathers that brush against your skin ever so gently.


You gotta let the cake sit in the fridge over night, so this pic was taken the morning after. The EARLY morning after. I don't feel comfortable having any pics of my niece on the web so I blocked her face out. Shes in it cause she kinda help make it, but not really as I didn't trust her ability to bake. I mean, a woman's primary calling in life is to cook and what not, but when it comes down to cooking fantastic top-of-the-line meals and desserts, it takes the expertise of a man. Look at all the great chefs in the world, their guys. Rachel Ray and Giada De Laurentiis are only popular cause they're hot. But they're food is equivalent to that which you'd expect from a three star restaurant, not a four star one, the ones where a man is the head chef.

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I decided that this blog could use a little bit of estrogen since half the posts have to with something along the lines a "special" present...ahem bru ha ha. The problem is that I don't really know what to write about. So I'll leave you with this -->



MERRY CHRISTMAS!





Emily aka Emma