Squirrels are the coolest common animals

Everyday I walk about 2 miles to my classes and everyday I see many many squirrels. To add excitement to my walk, I'm going to place fermented pumpkins along my regular path early one morning so a few hours later when I'm walking to class, I'll be seeing all these drunkard squirrels roaming around, not knowing what the crap is going on. It will be oh so joyous.