New Life Goal: Join NBA solely to do a danceoff
My new goal in life, that I intend to see through to its completion, is to get into the NBA so I may participate in a totally random, and therefore awesome, danceoff. Such a danceoff can be seen below. The dance moves aren't incredible, but thats beside the point, its the fact there was a danceoff at all is what makes it so incredibly awesome. And because Shaq and Dwight Howard are huge.
On a side note, the all star shootout back on saturday night was awesome, I personally thought michael jordan and Dr. J were inconsistent with their ratings for the slam dunk contest.
Video first seen on WithLeater.com
-potter(i remembered this time)
2 comments:
when you're ready to show those dance moves off by candle light and faint piano music, you just let me know
First of all, Potter, I believe that Shaq Daddy has some of the freshest moves a +7 footer could ever dream to obtain. Imagine yourself, sitting next to his big bear-like frame, eating a lovely dinner at Bennigan's, yes Shaq treats his conquests to the finest a to be expected from a multi-million dollar a year athlete, and he stares into your eyes. The feeling is overwhelming, yes you have been seeing one another for a while now, but you never expected it to be like this, and all of the sudden, he says it. What to do? You are so excited, "of course you do. Of Course!" Nothing would make you happier. 40 years down the line and you are sitting on your porch with Shaq, your little grandchildren running about, "Shaq III, don't tease Anne like that!" Yes it is a fine day. Now imagine the life you have lived, in Shaqs arms, and tell me you would dare trade a second of it for anything else this paltry world has to offer. Nothing special about his dance moves, Ha....I think not!
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